I've been trying to eat healthy lately so luckily I wasn't stuck working with the fries in my freezer.
I present to you an abbreviated version of Universal Pictures'
FRANKENSTEIN
"I am Dr. Frankenstein! I'm going to bring this creature I've made from collected body parts to life!"
*Zap* *Bang*
"It's hand, it moves... IT'S ALIVE!!!!"
Well, awesome, guess I'll go see what my lady is up to and leave the deformed dumb guy to keep an eye on things.
*AHHHHHHH*
Uh oh, the monster killed the moron and now he's loose in the village.
"Shit!"
Meanwhile in the woods the creature meets a small girl tossing flowers into a lake. "Sup?"
After running out of flowers the monster, wanting to keep the party going, tosses the girl in the water.
"HELP!"
"Duh... huh?"
*gargle gargle*
"Duh... oh shit!"
The villagers are pissed and go after the monster.
They catch up with the walking corpse collage in a building and set it on fire.
"Man I guess I was right to be afraid of fire... this sucks. Eh, lame."
~THE END~
Just like the actual movie, all the actors have since passed on...
Their deaths were delicious.
This project was an insane pain in the ass because my camera is a piece of shit and refused to focus on anything that wasn't 4 feet away.
Fun Facts:
- Originally, the star cast for the monster's role was an avocado but it was too old and mushy.
- Ranae's kitchen was left a disgusting mess so she could make it on time for happy hour margaritas
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